Hatred towards French people eh? Here's a little anecdote for you: I once went to France. I desperatly needed a crap. I eventually located some public toilets. All of the cubicles were full. After a short wait one of the cubicle doors began to open. I saw my opportunity, and headed towards it. The guy that had been in there before me had birthed a stonker of a shit. It fucking stank to high heaven. I could even feel the warmth of his filthy, French shit in the air. I fully expected it to smell, but not like it actually did. It was like breathing in poison. Suffice to say, I held mine in until I got back to british soil. Fucking dirty French bastard!
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Hatred towards French people eh? Here's a little anecdote for you:
I once went to France. I desperatly needed a crap. I eventually located some public toilets. All of the cubicles were full. After a short wait one of the cubicle doors began to open. I saw my opportunity, and headed towards it. The guy that had been in there before me had birthed a stonker of a shit. It fucking stank to high heaven. I could even feel the warmth of his filthy, French shit in the air. I fully expected it to smell, but not like it actually did. It was like breathing in poison. Suffice to say, I held mine in until I got back to british soil. Fucking dirty French bastard!
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Stu, at 2:47 pm
I neglected to mention that you could actually taste the shit in the air. It was truly horrendous.
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Stu, at 2:54 pm
I don't mind the French, to be honest, just that we fucking beat the bastards last saturday, which is a total w00t!
Oh, yeah, they stink like nothing else. It's all the cheese, garlic, and onions that they eat.
ZOMG!!!!!!!!
WORD VERIFICATION IS LAVGO!!
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Starke, at 8:51 am
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