Wake up, Mr Freeman, wake up and smell..

The Ashes!

Yes, that's right, I'm a day or so late, but the Ashes have begun.

I've only a few things to say about this.

1 - England are gonnae get bummed in the ear

2 - I hope England get thrown into the bukkake pit

3 - Seriously though, hahaha, England are going to fucking lose.

lolololllerrelolosporowndfkdsnjaiofarilwgivbailvbgfgierb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!