Help!!

This one is self exploratory, lolf!

A guy jobbying uncontrollably

Ape Escape

Fucking hell, I'm back, and I'll post more when I have the time.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

Oops!

This girl thought she was auditioning for TV, but she was ACTUALLY auditioning for HUMILIATION!*



















*Disclaimer - She knew full well what she was getting into.

Hey Brad!

Brad, meet Tod, Tod, meet Brad!

A very pretty girl

You can literally almost pretty much see down this girl's top, it's okay to be aroused by this point.




























THIS picture, however, is totally okay to shoot your load over. SHE HAS LOTS OF HER CLOTHES OFF!!!


























One Clever Ape, bringing you almost-tits and poorly drawn "comedy" cartoons.

Shut it and burn!

Jings

The quality on that last shut it turned out pretty bad.

Um.

Have a picture of a hott hott girl to make up for it.





























I don't know what it is about her, maybe her eyes or amazing chest and tight sweater.

Fucking hell folks, I'm off for a lie down.

Another shut it

Smut Ban

Well, over at my usual haunt there has been a bit of a backlash against blatant misogyny, which, to be honest, is bloody ridiculous!

So, anyway, this is MY domain and I'll sleaze it up as much as I like, so without further ado...





















I had a wank over these girls recently, I pretended my cock was where their mouths are MEATing!!





































Fingering a cold, stiff, female body while your mate pulls her pants off?

WHERE WAS MY FUCKING INVITE??



















I don't think I need to comment on this one, you get the picture.*

*Just in case you don't, imagine that the glass is an engorged penis and the cream is a fountaining column of purest spunk

I'm starting the shut its back up.

There will be a new one at least every two days, I hope you enjoy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shameless plug for a better blog than mine

That's right, there are better blogs out there than this one, some of them even have forums to accomodate their multiple users!

The Triforce Of Trouble.

This is them, with some other guy in the back. Maybe Robert Howells.













I'm fully aware that my endorsement may very will kill their blog stone-dead.

Sorry lads!

I'm really DIGGING this tale!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2452262

I'm going to Wisconsin, I've heard the girls there are to die for!

LANCASTER, Wis. Sep 16, 2006 (AP)— A judge on Friday dismissed
charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig
up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law
against necrophilia.
The men still face lesser charges.
Twins Nicholas
and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were arrested after an alleged
attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman who was killed Aug. 27 in a
motorcycle crash. Officials said a caller reported suspicious activity in the
cemetery Sept. 2, and deputies found someone had dug down to her vault.
Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen
an obituary with her photo.
Circuit Judge George Curry said that while there
was no law that addressed necrophilia, there was enough evidence to continue the
case because of criminal damage to property and the alleged attempt to break
into a burial vault.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights
reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or
redistributed.

Camera

I'll be getting a digicam at the weekend (finally!) so I should be able to start doing interesting things, maybe.

I may or may not keep all 8 of you updated, but don't hate me.