FNSH

So, it's basically Winter now and there's a whole host of shit in my head, but my fingers and wrists ache too much to type.

Someone take over for me, eh?

Wake up, Mr Freeman, wake up and smell..

The Ashes!

Yes, that's right, I'm a day or so late, but the Ashes have begun.

I've only a few things to say about this.

1 - England are gonnae get bummed in the ear

2 - I hope England get thrown into the bukkake pit

3 - Seriously though, hahaha, England are going to fucking lose.

lolololllerrelolosporowndfkdsnjaiofarilwgivbailvbgfgierb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Video Gaiden

Videogames coverage in the media has never been so good.

Two Glaswegians (the best people on Earth and if ye don't agree I'll fuckin' batter ye) reviewing games and going into a little bit of detail concerning the industry as a whole.

They know what they're talking about, they're insanely funny and there's more chemistry between them than in "Jekyll and Hyde - The Science Behind It".

You can only watch it as it happens if you live up here in Scotland, but the rest of you ingrates can check out the videocasts if you click that wee picture up the top there.

Pure dead magic man.

Oh Noes!

He are gone Rampant!
He are become a Penis Bot!
Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward Pumpkin

He is a Robot, he is our saviour.

The differences between men and women : #1

Don't even pretend to argue.

The colour of your sins

That's what sins taste like.

The World's all gone to shit

So, right, okay.

Here's the thing, okay, right, so...I've been flirting with this girl for a while now, I have her number, she wants me to take her out and she begs me to call her, I'm an ugly bastard, so this doesn't happen very often for me, so I'm Feeling Good and that, skippety doo-dah and blah blah, hooray for me.

She e-mails me today, loling, sweet, unrestrictive, honest, open, and, in a matter-of-fact way, informs me that she got a good fucking over the weekend and is no longer a virgin and it wasn't even someone she knew, just some fucking idiot in a club she happened to be in at the time.

I have no idea what to make of this.

Seriously, what the fuck?

The Whole World has went to Shit, I'm going to fucking tear it apart someday, just wait and see, watch your TV screens, listen to your radios, a few more years and it'll all come down around your fucking ears.

Earth can go fuck itself, and so can you.

PS - Gears of War soon, small console-ation lolz!

Gears of War

Gears of War's gonna be fucking awesome, this is just a teaser.

Wizardes

This one was inspired by the music of Luke Elliott over at Goaste.

Give it a listen, it's brilliant.

Shitting Crikey

This one makes me want to do a rape inside her.

I mean, seriously, fucking hell and that.

Lol y u stab me?

Lol y u stab me indeed.

PS - Does anyone know what the fuck that means?